The Thomas Malthus Foundation:

Defending our future at any cost.
By Neifl Ghostdance

  "The Thomas Malthus Foundation" is a non-profit organization with a rich history of promoting sustainable development through agricultural regulation, ecological preservation, and extreme population control. We seek a society in which we can live in balance with nature, rather than in competition with it. As the Reverend Thomas Malthus taught, the population of a society will increase geometrically, while the ability to produce food and other resources will only increase arithmetically. This means that any civilization planning to expand its influence will inevitably run into shortfall, causing mass starvation, anarchy, and cultural degeneration. We propose to accomplish this goal on three fronts:

Agricultural Regulation: Any society that produces a surplus of food will by necessity birth enough children to consume all of it. However, by the time the population has increased to meet the food supply, the ability to produce food will have improved, and it will once again increase its birth rate. Because the population increases faster than the food supply, as this cycle continues, we will eventually meet a point of no return. We will face famines which will return us to a sustainable number, and choke the lands with our dead. The Thomas Malthus Foundation is deeply commited to keeping the food supply at a minimum, and bringing justice to any that would waste this resource rather than cherish it.

Ecological Preservation: In order for a civilization to be sustainable over long periods of time, the ecological environment must remain diverse and pure. Biodiversity and ecological health must be of the highest importance: when the environment prospers, society prospers. The Foundation is committed to eliminating poachers, polluters, and those who would strip the land of its resources for the sake of capitalism. These dregs of society must be stopped by any means necessary.

Population Control: For a society to maximize its productivity, longevity, and happiness, the population of a society must keep in lock-step with its resource production. Population growth, if allowed to go unchecked, will only result in famine, disease, and war. For this reason, constant monitoring of cultural demographics is a must. If necessary, The Thomas Malthus Foundation is prepare to eliminate those sectors of the population who jeopardize the ratio of resource to biomass. The future of society must be protected above all else.

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