Some people just don't know when to let a joke die. At the end is a partial log of the AIM Chatroom after he died, it is classic.
-+ Talon Elmore has entered the world of Haelrahv. [10:52 p.m.]
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Baa"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Trevor Rage - " The black sheep returneth."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Baa (I agree)"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Baa!"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Baa baa?"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Gabriel wants ta hear the kitty song"
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You hear the 1 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Brenton Miller - "Who wouldn't."
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You transmit your message on channel [0].
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Gabriel Jovin - "Gabriel would like a lot of things."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Come to cloud court to hear teh kitty song."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Gabriel Jovin - "No thanks."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Trevor wants to hear it."
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You hear the AGENTZ_R_US thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Solphan Terris - "My gun wants to silence it. Can I bring it along?"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Trevor Rage - " You forgot the rest of that statement. Trevor wants to hear it after Talon's vocal chords are removed by more than necessary force. Hey, you're right! Maybe I'll come after all."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "agentz_r_us Sure can"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Erm"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Solph is mean."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "I just knarfed diddnt I?"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "$u_1_zT7eg@ i r teh pwnz3d."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Sorry, bad reception."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Yes, but you forgot the fact that I'm the fattest person in the world."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Arg"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Knarfed again"
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You hear the 2 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Knarf Snatcher - "ummm I thought it all this was changed"
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You hear the 2 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Knarf Snatcher - "yeah everything is a mellie"
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You hear the 2 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Knarf Snatcher - "there's no more knarfing"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Yes there is."
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You hear the 2 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Knarf Snatcher - "ummm from what I gathered the gods changed it to that other persons name"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "'ey bizzles an bazzles come to da Cizzle Cozzle to hizzle a sizzle."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Hunter Ja'Kaal - "no, that's was a different kind of mistake"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "I mean sozzle."
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You hear the 2 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Knarf Snatcher - "facheezy my neezie"
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You hear the 2 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Knarf Snatcher - "but you know I don't need all the attention"
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[Llanfair, Cloud Court]
Overlooking the beautiful gardens to the east and west, this large circular balcony surrounded by short ivy-covered walls offers a magnificent view of the surrounding city. Serving as a popular purlieu on sunny afternoons and weekends, civilians gather and enjoy the refreshing treats offered at a small vending cart in the platform's center.
You also see a refuse depository, Holowas Reho, a titanium donation box, a glass elevator door, an elevator call button, a large white message board with a Jaddan flyer and a memorial notice on it, a large poster, a large tent, a Mickey Brunner doll, a llirae longsword and a raffle barrel with some raffle tickets on it.
Also here is Aidan Lamdod who is sitting on a short wall, Talon Elmore, Agent Overlord Solphan Terris, and Nivza Mora who is sitting on a short wall.
You notice exits leading north, south, and west.
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Solphan Terris taps a small sign reading "DARJU ARE NOT CATS".
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Talon Elmore turns to Nivza Mora and asks, "Whizzle yo sizzle?"
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Nivza Mora smirks at Solphan Terris.
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You see Agent Overlord Solphan Terris, an Alteri.
He is wearing a pair of snazzy black shades which covers his eyes.
He has a frost white complexion.
He has a haunting face and semi-translucent skin.
He has a lithe build.
He stands about 4' 4" tall, and seems to be very young for an Alteri.
He appears to be feeling lonely.
He has a tattoo of a slender dagger with a darkened silver blade on his left hand, and a tattoo of a shimmering sapphire dragon in flight on his right arm.
He is holding a mop in his right hand and nothing in the left.
He is wearing some black trousers, a dark grey haversack with the faded image of a dragon in flight burned into one side, a glowing crystal gerbil, a pair of black leather boots, a large sign reading "THIS IS NOT DR", a dark shrt fo feer taht maeks u scered, an eosheai shield, a dark evil pulsating thingy of glowing evilness that swings back and forth in the moonlight, and a small sign reading "DARJU ARE NOT CATS".
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Nivza Mora grooms her tail, eyes dancing.
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Nivza Mora says, "You're right.. we're not."
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You see Nivza Mora, a Darju.
She has silver-flecked black eyes and a hunter green complexion marked with black stripes.
Upon her lips she has shocking purple lipstick.
Her scarred face is painted with multicolored face paint.
She has very long violet hair styled into a multitude of braids.
She has a five foot long tail covered in long hunter green fur with bands of violet and a lithe build.
She stands about 6' 11" tall, and seems to be very young for a Darju.
She is pierced with a golden ocia lip ring, a golden ocia eyebrow ring, a golden ocia nosering, a tovqa septum-ring through her septum, a metallic-blue tongue-stud through her tongue, and a ball closure navel-ring with a red relao bead.
She appears to be feeling worried.
She has a tattoo of a darju male's face cupped in the palms of two hands whose wrists encircle the bellybutton while two silver-flecked eyes gaze down at it on her belly.
She is holding an aifai wood mortar painted with laughing and crying drama masks in her right hand and nothing in the left.
She is wearing a pair of red platform sneakers with six-inch polka-dotted soles, some verbose paint, a red and yellow striped bracelet communicator, a crocheted neon pink bikini trimmed with black silk rosebuds, a pair of pink and red patterned leather fatigue pants with silver hems, a pink braided ribbon bracelet, a band, a timeworn platinum pin engraved with the image of a succubus puckering up her deadly lips, a rose button that reads, "Official Roselie Magelyan Fan Club Member", a blue button that reads, "Support your Local Bureaucrat!", a silver button that reads, "The Queen taught me everything I know about exotic weapons!", a bright red belt, a red braided ribbon necklace adorned with a Eolai charm, a tattered argabu-leather bullwhip, a silver craft box with a black leather strap, a silvery silk backpack with crystal icicles dangling from short tassles, and a red backpack with a fiery-tailed comet on it and tiny gold stars dangling from the zippers.
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Nivza Mora says, "I have more morals then a cat."
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Nivza Mora purrs happily.
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You say, "Despite the fact that all Darju are apparently trying to look like earth house cats."
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You hum to yourself.
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Talon Elmore says, "I agrizzle."
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Nivza Mora grins at you.
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Talon Elmore nods to you.
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Nivza Mora exclaims, "I do not!"
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Nivza Mora snorts.
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Nivza Mora says, "Housecats are nasty creatures, and few of them were green."
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Nivza Mora beams at her pretty green skin.
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Talon Elmore says, "Only the cazzles dat felzzle in da pizzle."
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Nazra Liv arrives from the south.
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Nazra Liv waves.
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Talon Elmore turns to Nazra Liv and asks, "Suzzle?"
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Nazra Liv posts a custom flyer on a large white message board.
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Nazra Liv smiles.
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Talon Elmore asks, "Mellie's with Tao now?"
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Talon Elmore asks, "That's what? 8?"
>read second flyer
It reads:
Mellie and Tao are engaged! No official ideas about the wedding plans have been confirmed but they are planning! There is not a set date for the wedding but they are hopeing all can attend. **Nazra Liv**
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Nazra Liv says, "Yes."
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Nazra Liv says, "Whatever."
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Nazra Liv goes south.
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Talon Elmore says, "Someones a bizzle."
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Talon Elmore says, "Or a sluzzle."
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Talon Elmore speaks into his advanced communicator.
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Whizzle if dey were mizzle Jizzle?"
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Mellie Knight - "Talon have you been drinking?"
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Talon Elmore speaks into his advanced communicator.
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "How can you mizzle teh Tazzle?"
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Trevor Rage - "Quick, Artisan emergency. Paint a target on Talon's back."
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Talon Elmore speaks into his advanced communicator.
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Too lazzle."
>transmit Who needs a target?
You transmit your message on channel [0].
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Gabriel Jovin - "Who needs a target?"
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You draw forth a Rtuzma heavy pulse gun from your rugged backpack.
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Taking a chance on a tricky shot, you fire a Rtuzma heavy pulse gun at Talon Elmore. Mercilessly, you land a strong hit to his right leg as Talon Elmore fails to dodge the attack.
Talon Elmore reels and falls flat on his back!
[You are balanced, healthy, and well rested.]
Roundtime: 1 sec.
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You sheathe your heavy gun in a rugged high-capacity telyron-fiber backpack.
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Trevor Rage - "the running Jaddan."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Mellie Knight - "I'll do it. Red and white or just red?"
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Talon Elmore mutters to himself.
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Talon Elmore stands up.
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Arden Sutherland - "You're the Artisan..."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Mellie cant touch me, might have STDs."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "From Knarf."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Hizzle izzle Tazzle gizzle knizzle thizzle?"
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Arden Sutherland - "You are putting shame to fo' shizzle."
>transmit Someone should shock him. About 90 times. In public.
You transmit your message on channel [0].
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Gabriel Jovin - "Someone should shock him. About 90 times. In public."
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Talon Elmore - "Shuzzle the fuzzle uzzle."
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Suddenly, a pair of massive hands appear from thin air! Before you can even react, they slam shut. Unfortunately, with Talon Elmore in the middle. Ouch.
Talon Elmore stumbles into view.
Mortally wounded, Talon Elmore releases a final sigh and succumbs to the cold embrace of death before you.
** Talon Elmore just got bitchslapped into his next life by Trevor Rage.
A series TG23 field rifle falls from Talon Elmore's right hand!
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Nivza Mora laughs!
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You laugh!
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You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Mellie Knight - "Nice Trevor!"
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Nivza Mora coughs.
>report Thanks Trevor!
The almighty asapi says, "Your message has been sent to all online Counselors, you cute ball of lint!"
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Starla Gueshion flails her arms about.
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Nivza Mora giggles.
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Aidan Lamdod smiles.
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Nivza Mora picks up a series TG23 field rifle.
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[Message from Trevor Rage] Yep, that one is even on the house.
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Aidan Lamdod nods to Nivza Mora.
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Nivza Mora says, "Poor Talon."
>transmit Kudos.
You transmit your message on channel [0].
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Gabriel Jovin - "Kudos."
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Aidan Lamdod says, "What a slap."
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Starla Gueshion speaks into her silver communicator.
You hear the 0 thoughts of COMM echoing in your mind:
Starla Gueshion - "hes missing a few things from that slap....a head, an eye, a neck....geez"
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[Llanfair, Cloud Court]
Overlooking the beautiful gardens to the east and west, this large circular balcony surrounded by short ivy-covered walls offers a magnificent view of the surrounding city. Serving as a popular purlieu on sunny afternoons and weekends, civilians gather and enjoy the refreshing treats offered at a small vending cart in the platform's center.
You also see a refuse depository, Holowas Reho, a titanium donation box, a glass elevator door, an elevator call button, a large white message board with some stuff on it, a large poster, a large tent, a Mickey Brunner doll, a llirae longsword and a raffle barrel with some raffle tickets on it.
Also here is Aidan Lamdod who is sitting on a short wall, the body of Talon Elmore who is dead, Nivza Mora who is sitting on a short wall, and Starla Gueshion.
You notice exits leading north, south, and west.
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You say, "I am highly amused."
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You see Talon Elmore, an Eolai.
He is wearing a pair of black wraparound sunglasses which covers his eyes.
He has a rosy complexion.
He has short blue-black hair styled into a cornrows.
He has a proud face.
He has a hefty build.
He stands about 5' 0" tall, and seems to be very young for an Eolai.
He is pierced with an indigo eilaro eyebrow ring.
He appears to be feeling irritated.
He has a completely destroyed head, a completely destroyed left eye, a completely destroyed right eye, a completely destroyed neck, a completely destroyed chest, a completely destroyed back, a completely destroyed abdomen, a completely destroyed left arm, a completely destroyed right arm, a completely destroyed left hand, a completely destroyed right hand, a completely destroyed left leg, a completely destroyed right leg, a completely destroyed left foot, and a completely destroyed right foot.
He is bleeding extremely from the head, extremely from the left eye, extremely from the right eye, extremely from the neck, extremely from the chest, extremely from the back, extremely from the abdomen, extremely from the left arm, extremely from the right arm, extremely from the left hand, extremely from the right hand, extremely from the left leg, extremely from the right leg, extremely from the left foot, and extremely from the right foot.
He is not holding anything.
He is wearing a pair of comfortable black shoes, a black shoulder bag, a pair of baggy black jeans, a scuffed black leather backpack studded with silver spikes, a silver ankle pouch embroidered with pale blue stars, an advanced communicator, a baggy black t-shirt, some violet confetti, and a smudge of Jocelyn lipstick.
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Talon Elmore's body sinks into the ground before you! Quickly it vanishes, leaving only the obviously disturbed earth to mark his grave.
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Aidan Lamdod grins at you.
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Mellie Knight arrives from the north, leading her group.
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You say, "I wonder how many times I could smite him before he learned not to come back to his grave..."
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You frown.
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Mellie Knight smiles at you.
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Mellie Knight says, "Im glad I came to watch now."
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Knarf Snatcher arrives from the north.
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Mellie Knight grins.
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You say, "Nah. I'm not feeling in the smitey mood."
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Mellie Knight exclaims, "Awwww come on Gabe!"
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Mellie Knight says, "No monsters tonight."
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Mellie Knight says, "Entertain us."
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You say, "...Fine."
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You grunt.
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You draw forth a Rtuzma heavy pulse gun from your rugged backpack.
You draw forth a Rtuzma heavy pulse gun from your rugged backpack.
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Talon Elmore arrives from the north.
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Placing your right fist against your open left palm, you lower your head and begin to incant the Blood Siphon spell.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Spell preparation time: 10 sec.
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Nivza Mora offers a series TG23 field rifle to Talon Elmore.
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Talon Elmore says, "Never been killed by anything except Gods." (Well,
that's about to change)
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Knarf Snatcher smiles at Talon Elmore.
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Talon Elmore accepts a series TG23 field rifle from Nivza Mora.
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You complete your incantation and feel ready to cast the spell.
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As you raise your head and open your eyes, you focus on Talon Elmore and draw your right fist back, then strike your open left palm.
You feel more healthy as you drain the life force from Talon Elmore!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Talon Elmore digs at the ground, opening up a shallow grave.
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Placing your right fist against your open left palm, you lower your head and begin to incant the Blood Siphon spell.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Spell preparation time: 10 sec.
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You complete your incantation and feel ready to cast the spell.
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As you raise your head and open your eyes, you focus on Talon Elmore and draw your right fist back, then strike your open left palm.
You feel more healthy as you drain the life force from Talon Elmore!
Mortally wounded, Talon Elmore releases a final sigh and succumbs to the cold embrace of death before you.
** Talon Elmore's lust for life didn't quite cut it.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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You ask, "Oops?"
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[Llanfair, Cloud Court]
Overlooking the beautiful gardens to the east and west, this large circular balcony surrounded by short ivy-covered walls offers a magnificent view of the surrounding city. Serving as a popular purlieu on sunny afternoons and weekends, civilians gather and enjoy the refreshing treats offered at a small vending cart in the platform's center.
You also see a refuse depository, Holowas Reho, a titanium donation box, a glass elevator door, an elevator call button, a large white message board with some stuff on it, a large poster, a large tent, a Mickey Brunner doll, a llirae longsword, a raffle barrel with some raffle tickets on it and the Talon Elmore grave.
Also here is Aidan Lamdod who is sitting on a short wall, Nivza Mora who is sitting on a short wall, Sentreri Boldwin, Starla Gueshion, Mellie Knight who is sitting on a short wall, Tao Shadowstalker, Nazra Liv who is sitting on a short wall, Knarf Snatcher, and the body of Talon Elmore who is dead.
You notice exits leading north, south, and west.
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Mellie Knight laughs!
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Mellie Knight says, "Oops my ass."
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Nazra Liv gasps.
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Mellie Knight grins.
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Nazra Liv giggles.
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You say, "It was an accident. I swear."
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Starla Gueshion asks, "What did your ass do?"
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You nod.
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Starla Gueshion peers quizzically at Mellie Knight.
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Talon Elmore just left.
-+ Talon Elmore has departed from Haelrahv. [11:51 p.m.]
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Nazra Liv exclaims, "You killed him!"
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Starla Gueshion snickers.
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You exclaim, "I did not!"
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Nazra Liv giggles.
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[Llanfair, Cloud Court]
Overlooking the beautiful gardens to the east and west, this large circular balcony surrounded by short ivy-covered walls offers a magnificent view of the surrounding city. Serving as a popular purlieu on sunny afternoons and weekends, civilians gather and enjoy the refreshing treats offered at a small vending cart in the platform's center.
You also see a refuse depository, Holowas Reho, a titanium donation box, a glass elevator door, an elevator call button, a large white message board with some stuff on it, a large poster, a large tent, a Mickey Brunner doll, a llirae longsword, a raffle barrel with some raffle tickets on it and the Talon Elmore grave.
Also here is Aidan Lamdod who is sitting on a short wall, Nivza Mora who is sitting on a short wall, Sentreri Boldwin, Starla Gueshion, Mellie Knight who is sitting on a short wall, Tao Shadowstalker, Nazra Liv who is sitting on a short wall, and Knarf Snatcher.
You notice exits leading north, south, and west.
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Aidan Lamdod ponders.
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Mellie Knight says, "He has been killed by someone other than a god now." (Hah
hah. Someone had to say it.)
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You exclaim, "It was Holowas. We all saw him!"
(11:02:54 PM) Ryan Claddah has entered the room.
Ryan Claddah (11:03:09 PM): Someone tell Gabreil i said 'Fuck you' for me?
Outstanding Punk (11:03:24 PM): Okay, I'll pass that right along.
Outstanding Punk (11:03:48 PM): He's not particularly impressed.
Ryan Claddah (11:03:58 PM): Seeing as it's you, right?
Outstanding Punk (11:04:03 PM): No.
Ryan Claddah (11:04:21 PM): Account wiped, any of you can now steal Talons name
and pretend to be him, nite
(11:04:26 PM) Ryan Claddah has left the room.
Outstanding Punk (11:04:35 PM): ...
Outstanding Punk (11:04:58 PM): On one hand, I'm happy that I had such a large
impact. On the other hand I'm sad I drove someone away.
ScreenNameRemoved (11:05:18 PM): for someone who talks so much smack, he sure
couldn't take the heat of the kitchen