I was told this is called a flash mob. I don't know what that means but it sure was funny.
A penguin waddles into the room, glancing around for a moment. Suddenly, Arden Sutherland runs in and seems to dive in slow motion towards the penguin. It scoots out of her reach as she crashes to the ground, and promptly waddles away.
You hear a scream from above getting louder and higher in pitch. Looking up, you see the form of Zoz Bryant barreling through the air until he crashes into the ground with a loud *SPLAT!* He peels himself off the ground, sticks his thumb into his mouth, and quickly re-inflates himself to his original proportions.
Suddenly, dozens of ruby red arcs of electrical energy erupt from the ground, vaulting over and weaving through each other to create a dazzling matrix of power! After a moment of this display, the crackling, ruby bolts spin rapidly to form a wide circle of light with a cold, black, void-like center from which Trevor Rage arrives.
Trevor Rage says, "Oops."
Suddenly, dozens of ruby red arcs of electrical energy erupt from the ground, vaulting over and weaving through each other to create a dazzling matrix of power! After a moment of this display, the crackling, ruby bolts spin rapidly to form a wide circle of light with a cold, black, void-like center through which Trevor Rage steps and disappears.
A single pure white feather appears hovering just above the ground, glowing softly at first and increasing in intensity until the light is too painful to gaze upon. After a few moments the glow fades leaving behind Beau Etoile.
Hunter Ja'Kaal slips out from behind that big thing over there. You didn't even know he was here!
Hunter Ja'Kaal says, "Oops."
A light sprinkle of rose petals falls from the air as Roselie drifts in, making the petals swirl about her.
Hunter Ja'Kaal slips behind that big thing over there.
White specks speed down from the heavens, hitting the ground with a clatter, creating what appears to be a pile of bones. Atop the pile lays a grinning skull, endless black voids staring out at you from the skull's eye sockets. Reassembling itself piece by piece, a skeleton rises before you. Bloody goo seeps up from the ground coiling around the skeleton's bony feet. Winding its way upward as if it had a life of its own, strips of muscle and flesh spiral up attaching to the skeleton's thin frame, coalescing into the form of Morrigan Blackfury.
Roselie Magelyan says, "Oops."
Zoz Bryant says, "Oops."
Roselie fades to black, leaving the faint scent of roses in the air.
A circle of glowing runes appears on the ground. Before you can react, a pillar of blue-black flames leaps up from the center! Looking into the flames, the outline of a person of enormous stature can be seen through the flames. The flames die down and the circle of runes vanishes, leaving a grinning Draxx standing in its place.
Arden Sutherland says, "Oops."
Beau Etoile says, "Oops."
Arden Sutherland pauses to glance in each direction before darting off in pursuit of penguins.
Beau Etoile's body begins to glow with an inner luminescence that is painful to gaze upon. Within moments the glow fades leaving behind only a handful of pure white feathers drifting lazily to the ground.
A thick mist begins to seep from the ground and quickly fills the area. When the mist subsides you notice Dreamweaver Ashara Ibeshi standing before you.
A mob of angry midgets storm into the area, overwhelming Zoz Bryant and whisking him away.
Morrigan Blackfury says, "Ooops."
Ashara Ibeshi says, "Oops."
Draxx Rodnujan exclaims, "Oops!!!"
Ashara closes her eyes momentarily and a thick mist begins to rise up around her. It envelops her completely and in an instant both she and the mist disappear from sight.
Morrigan Blackfury's body begins to decompose before your very eyes. Chunks of flesh, muscle and puss fall to the ground with a plop; organs collapse in on themselves, leaving only a slimy skeleton. Endless black voids stare out at you from the skull's eye sockets as the skeleton is slowly split apart bone by bone. The bones ascend and float off into the heavens, leaving only a blood red stain where Morrigan once stood.
Mellie Knight says, "What the um..."
Drecus Lexoin says, "Holyshit."
Draxx chants an arcane phrase as his eyes glow a deep red! Blue-black Flames erupt from the ground upon which he stands. Suddenly the flames go out in a puff of smoke, leaving Draxx stumbling away coughing and muttering! You hear someone say, "Sorry about that, boss!" in a deep, other-worldly voice.
Tygerwulf Fyrestick says, "Hello."
Sway D'Eloe says, "What the hell."
Mellie Knight says, "What the um..."
Drecus Lexoin says, "Holyshit."
Drecus Lexoin says, "What was that."
Mellie Knight exclaims, "Interesting!"
Mystiqal Bountywatcher says, "We are in trouble now."
Mellie Knight says, "Thats what it was."
Mellie Knight laughs!
Drecus Lexoin says, "What was that."