Gaydar Test Site

WARNING! What you are about to read is riddled with gay stereotypes. This quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Those without a sense of humor should return to their mediocre, lackluster lives NOW!!!

Read the description for each person, then decide if that person is most likely Straight or Gay/Lesbian

1.
His CD collection includes Cher, tons of dance music, and The Village People :
 Straight Gay
2.
She's sporting close cropped hair, a nice plaid flannel shirt and bootcut jeans:
 Straight Lesbian
3.
He shows up at the company picnic wearing a netted tank top, ripped denim shorts, and construction boots:
 Straight Gay
4.
He's a registered Republican, drives a pick-up truck with a rebel flag sticker in the back window:
 Straight Gay
5.
He's a registered Democrat, drives a pick-up truck with a rainbow flag sticker in the back window:
 Straight Gay
6.
Her magazine subscriptions include Field & Stream, Handyman, and American Woodworker:
 Straight Lesbian
7.
He is conscious of his looks, he works out and his hair has never touched pert plus:
 Straight Gay
8.
She has neither a sense of style, or a sense of humor:
 Straight Lesbian
9.
He is color coordinated, has clean fingernails, and uses his napkin:
 Straight Gay
10.
The arms of his plaid flannel shirt are missing, and the buttons over his protruding gut are unfastened, and you can't help but notice his combination of black dress socks and white Nike's:
 Straight Gay
11.
You enter the restroom at the local mall. There's a guy at the only other urinal in the place and you take your place next to him to do your business. After finishing up and washing your hands you happen to reflect that you didn't hear him going the entire time you stood there, and he's still there as your leaving:
 Straight Gay
12.
He buys a card and a gift for his significant other at the quick mart while he's filling the tank on his pick-up truck:
 Straight Gay
13.
She's sporting a pair of Birkenstocks plus cheap knockoffs of Oakley blades (sunglasses):
 Straight Lesbian
14.
His fanny pack rests in front, just adjacent to the visible bulge in his very tight jeans. The sun reflects off of the highlights in his hair, but his eyes are protected by very dark stylish sunglasses:
 Straight Gay
15.
His idea of a relaxing weekend includes a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee beer, a Lazy Boy recliner and watching NASCAR races on TV:
 Straight Gay
16.
You notice her harsh Annie Lennox hairdo, fiery attitude, and P.E. instructor-like attention to fitness:
 Straight Lesbian
17.
His baseball cap helps to conceal the fact that he hasn't washed his hair for a few days:
 Straight Gay
18.
You're at the laundromat and you can't help but notice this guy who's folding up several athletic jocks of various colors, and brands of underwear you've never even heard of before:
 Straight Gay
19.
In the locker room you take notice of his perfect tan, nipple piercings, and  nicely manicured hands and feet: 
 Straight Gay
20.
At the beach, you notice a guy with a great tan exiting the water wearing a white Speedo that's practically transparent when wet:
 Straight Gay

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