Knighties: Bouncing Knighties
Timeline: November 10 Early Afternoon
Place: The Loft
By Katrinka and Eowyn

Eowyn looked around the loft. There were Knighties everywhere. Where
they planning? Where they packing? No, they all had a 591 ML bottle
of Diet Dr. Pepper in their hands.

Katrinka the ever increasing insane Knightie had turned on some
Japanese rap and was singing to it at the top of her lungs. She had
tied her very long dark hair into pig tails and was bouncing along
with the music.

Bouncing! A Knightie was bouncing!

Before the more sane Knightie could say anything, Katrinka was joined
by two other caffeine enhanced Knighties. All of them began to sing
at the top of their lungs "Toilet Paper
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!" That seemed to be the only
words to the song! It was driving Eowyn insane.

It was even affecting Katrinka's dog, who took off towards the pantry.

The next song came on, and to Eowyn's chagrin, it was the exact same
song, only in English! Even more Knighties began to bounce to the
song!

"The Knighties are becoming Perks!" Eowyn yelled. But the Knighties
ignored her.

Then it hit her. It was the caffeine. It was turning the mostly sane
Knighties into bouncing Perks! Yeah, Perk drink caffeine in
coffee but this Mountain Dew stuff is only a few letters from becoming
coffee. Take the O from Mountain and the E from Dew;
add in a C, 2 FFs and another E and you have COFFEE. SEE? The
Knighties
are becoming Dark Perks!!!

She had to stop it!

The blond Knightie went to Katrinka bag. There she found a very large
stack of Diet Mountain Dew labels. She knew there was some type of
contest going on. And Katrinka had been saving the labels for that.
But this was in their best interests. She found a similar stack of
labels in Nancy's bag. She took them and a bag of glue sticks that
Nancy had brought with her.

Then Eowyn went into the pantry. She pulled a large chewy out of her
pocket and gave it to Katrinka's dog. That way, she knew he wouldn't
get too noisy about what she was doing.

With Determination of the converted. Eowyn began to glue the
American Diet Mountain Dew labels onto the labels of the Canadian
Caffeine free Diet Mountain Dew Labels.

Twenty minutes later, she looked over her handiwork. Row upon row of
what looked like American Diet Mountain Dew.

With a big smile, Eowyn picked up a six pack of Diet Mountain Dew and
went into the main room. She smiled and said. "Look what we just got!
A delivery of American Diet Mountain Dew!"

That was all that Eowyn could say, before she was set upon by rabid
Knighties.

Nancy opened a bottle and took a large drink. "I've got the buzz!
This is the real thing!"

Katrinka stopped bouncing for only a moment to drink some of the
lovely green liquid. "This is great stuff!"

The two Knighties began to bounce again, this time their singing
louder.

Eowyn smiled her herself. She knew they would be angry about this
when they found out. But it would be good for them in the long run.