War: DP: These are not the DP you want to see. Place: Dark Perk Mansion and CERK Time: Wednesday late afternoon to Thursday morning at 5. By: J.L. Dupre' The part of J.L. that was Jennifer was screaming in her head. A very something is wrong vibe. Of course the whole thing of Wolfy and Robin acting like her dogs Havoc and Chaos was a big key in that. What made it worse was that her girls were better behaved. “J.L.? Why are you wearing…WHAT HAPPENED?” Sherri screeched, proving her alliance to her patroness. J.L. was near tears. “Some one stole my girls…sniff sniff…andWolfyandRobinthinkthatTheyaremygirlsandTINKLEDONMEandtheymessedupmy fravortitedress.” Megan was pretty sure that that was a sentence of some form. Just not sure what. Sherri looked at J.L. with a type of horror reserved for politicians and evangelists. The fact that Robin and Wolfy were sitting on the couch panting did not help the freaking out of the other DP’s either. “Sis. Why did those people take Sister Havoc and Sister Chaos? I find that you seemed to be in distress earlier.” This made J.L. fall to the ground in tears. The look on Sherri’s face as she thought of the way to fix this mess was beauteous. Racing up the stairs to find the green and silver book that J.L had shown her the other night; she called out. “Max. Display what happened on the lawn. Revoke cards 079, 1678, and 1593. Megan get some C O F F E E. I’ll be right back.” The next few hours were spent going over what happened on the lawn, erasing the hypnotic suggestions and removing the cameras that Max and the demons had found hidden around the house. Luckily once Sherri had invoked the protection of J.L’s patroness Ma`at, getting J.L out of the frilly, baby girl pink dress very easy. OF course the backlash was...nerve wrecking. She really didn't think most of what she had said was humanly possible. Maybe not even for jellyfish. J.L was not a nice girl. This was very evident by the shopping list and the very methodical planning. Black balloons, rubber gloves, salt, blue food coloring, duct tape, flash drives, super glue, lice powder, spare phones, elk musk, liquid soap and fifteen hundred copies of Lacroix dressed as a clown with XOXO BoBo on it. Oh yeah, she was not even a nice Dark Perk. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> “So what do we do when we get in?” The set frown Robin’s face voiced her displeasure of being a…dog. She was not a dog person. She was a cat person. J.L. turned in her seat to look at the similar black clad DPer's. Nothing like good revenge to make one feel better about themselves. "O.K. people, here's what we do. Wolfy you get the air handlers on the roof. Use three bottles of the elk musk. Spread evenly. When you get back down, blow up the balloons, attach to wheels with the duct tape in wheel wells. Sherri, take all of the liquid soap bottles, remove the cap and hang in the toilet tanks. Also but the open cans of lice powder in the bathrooms. When you get done with that find me. Megan, change all of the shots of the General with the ones we whipped up. You get to use the blue food coloring as well. Don't the signs to use on all the water coolers. I got the computers and PBX box. Robin, you get to salt the toothbrushes and superglue." Robin smiled, she should feel bad to do all of this to the Cousins. But she didn't. Not after the dog business. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JL reviewed the work list. The light happy gospel music pipeing in through building and on the hold button? Check. Door to the PBX box sealed? Check. Elk musk in the air handlers and stinking up the air? Check. Liquid soap bottles in toilet tanks so that the frist person that flushes gets a bubble bath? Check. Elk musk in all the toiletries? Check. Water coolors blued and proclaiming they are window cleaner while other said that they were holy water? Check. Lice powder in the bathroom? Check. All the prank files on the computers while she had a copy of the hard drives? Check. Spare phones hiden in odd places so that you hear ringing? Check. Feeling better about your self and smiles on the DP's faces? Check. Yep today *is* a good day.