(and I've just discovered I numbered Monday's report as day 7, when it 
should be day 9 - guess my number dyslexia strikes again!)

How Not to do a Tour of Toronto (Monday 8th, after Beware of Cousins Bearing 
Gifts and We're All Mad Here, and before Get Thee to a Monastery): Will 
takes the Cousins on a crazy and chaotic tour of Toronto, much to their 
regret.

The Niagara Affair, 2 parts (Friday 12th to Sunday 14th, after Geology 101): 
Marci, Will and Bri go to Niagara falls to look for a carved rock.  Will 
manages to get himself arrested and has to call Cerberus to get him bailed 
out.

Bad Boys (Sunday, around 8pm, after A Carnival of Cousins): Will has been 
put into CERK's dungeon until he completes his Toronto tour post, which 
should  have been posted the first day of the War.  Bob is also being 
punished, for the ant fiasco, by having to wear a thong.

Taking One For the Team: (Monday 15th, 11am, after Knightie post Revenge is 
Like a Box of Chocolate Chip Cookies):  Bonnie sets off the chocolate chip 
cookies, blowing up part of her desk and a box of shoe-horns.  She passes 
out with concussion, and comes to in the Rec Room., where Parker keeps 
trying to complete her sentences for her (incorrectly), before Bonnie 
finally grabs hold of her and demands to know about Brandon, the dog - who 
appears to have slept through the whole thing.  Kezia is manning the 
reception desk temporarily.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Chandeliers (Monday 15th, 11am, concurrent 
with Taking One For the Team): Shelley is on the lobby couch, hiding behind 
all the boxes in reception, when the cookies are delivered.  She decides she 
likes Uffer Les, and wants to give him a box of knives - but Bonnie won't 
let her.  The cookie blast knocks a box of knives into her arms, so she 
takes this as a sign, and legs off with it, along with a slightly scorched 
box of chocolates, to the nearest Post Office, where her behaviour and 
I.N.S.A.N.E. sweatshirt arouses suspicion, till a more experienced clerk 
realises she's from CERK, and he deals with shipping her package to the 
Hive, where it's left by the front door, only to be covered in snow.