WAR: UF: The cry is still 'They come!
Friday, Nov. 12, 2004; around midnight
Locations: The Hive, UF Headquarters, 
as well as the office of Don Constantine.
By: The Voice of The Hive

The Hive has been infested by hundreds of Carpenter Ants, 
that escaped "The Great Flamenco Massacre."

Knowing the UFfers would not or could not, do a thing...
The Hive desperately faxes Don Constantine for HELP!
23 in all.  

Fax read:   Precious polished teak in hylophagous peril.
Ants, Uncles, o' woe!

DC headed for the Hive.