DP Report for Thursday the 11th


Conversations After an Attack - After the Cousin attack, JL decides to
let the attackers keep her dogs for the war.  They're stinky and causing
a lot of trouble, so she can let her sister handle them for awhile.

These are not the DP you want to see - Counter attack on the Cousins. 
JL, Robin and Wolfy are un-brainwashed and the cameras removed with the
help of Sherri and Megan.  The girls plus Wolfy then go to CERK and set
up a variety of pranks including elk-musk spread about, liquid soap
bottles in the tiolet tanks, salt and superglue on toothbrushes, light
happy gospel music pipeing in through building and on the hold button and
spare phones hiden in odd places so that they hear ringing all day.

The Queen of Tarts and All Her Little Men - Anne and Mary discuss how the
Knighties referred to them as 'bouncy' at the UF's party, Anne is not
happy and orders an attack on the Loft.  They also find the brainwashed
Cousin Shelley in the kitchen cabinet and Mary and Eric use her to clean
the house and serve them delightful desserts.  The 3 DP plus Shelley head
to the Loft, though the Cousin runs off with Mary's cell phone after a
call from Tracy.  At the loft, the DPs set up a sea of Nick bobble headed
dolls facing the Knighties' HQ and leave a note calling them 'bouncy.'

(Merc attack for the DP) Art For The Masses - Shadowstar is hired by JL
and Robin to leave a treet statue of Lacroix is a skirt outside of the NA
Shrine, the plate on the statue reads, "Your General wears fluffy, dark
pink tutus!"

A Screaming Fine Ride - Mary, leader of the DP, and Teri, a 2nd in
command of the Vaqs, throw off responsiblity, drink coffee and joyride in
Tracy Vetter's car.  While enjoying their night out, they happen by
Vachon, who Mary then kisses before Teri speeds off.  Mary and Teri are
both confused as to why they're acting so wild, but then they're pulled
over for speeding and thrown in the lock-up because they were also in a
stolen car.  In the morning Tracy drops the charges and lets them out
with the warning that they owe her.

>>>>

mary      anteros@juno.com  
http://www.geocities.com/cousin_mary1228/
"The time has come," the Dark Perk said, "To speak of many things, of 
shiny guns and duffel bags, haunted mansions and coffee beans.  And 
why the bunnies are all headless, and whether you take sugar or
cream...."

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