Where's an Ant When You Need One?: Tok consults with Bob about a revenge attack on the UF for the vamp-kitties close encounter with Tser's skunks - she's thinking ants. After Tser's suggestion of fire ants are ruled out, newbies Parker and Bean get their first assignment - gathering ants. Tok and Bob work on a enclosed time-released container for them. Where Iguanance is Bliss: In the World's Largest Bookstore, McLisa is distracted from her beloved books by what appears to be a d.t. - an iguana with a pink and gold ribbon around its neck and a glare to rival LC. A longer look shows the iguana has found a picture of a battle yak - a very familiar one. It's Cousine Moses, somehow escaped from Cerk. McLisa realises she's very nearly late for the UF party - even if she's most definitely not dressed for it. Party Favors (follow on from Where's an Ant When You Need One): Arriving at the Hive, Tok sends Bob and Bean, bearing cake boxes, to the kitchen. Bob produces a cake from his box, and Bean has what looks like an ordinary kitchen canister, which she stows in an inconspicuous corner. She and Bob head for the party, armed with nothing more dangerous than a Devil's Food Cake. Midnight: the ant bomb shakes and edges its way towards the edge of the counter. Then it stopped. 3am: Carrie Ann leads Nancy towards the kitchen, just as the ants finally get annoyed enough to burst their way out of the ant bomb. The ants scatter, looking for sweet things. Nancy and CA discover a kitchen invaded by ants. Taking it to the Streets (follow on from Where Iguanance is Bliss): Arriving at the party,McLisa can cope with Janette's French comments, even LC's pitying looks. But a wagon drawn by scrubs-clad rats, and a hospital gown-clad Screed but a possum on his head? McLisa breaks her self-imposed sobriety for a Zombie Beachcomber - which doesn't help, because the possum is still there on Screed's head. The usual hole in the space time continuum opens up and a conga line of list hamsters appears. The listmommy's attempt to shoo them back fails, and when she grabs the last hamster, her fingers stick and she is dragged off into the streets of TO. Cousins Just Wanna have fun: Becky suggests an attack on the DPs. They need a copy of "How to Hypnotize Anyone to do Anything" ( see war 10), so Bri and Will storm the bookstore for McLisa so she can locate it. Becky meanwhile is frantically sewing. At the DP mansion, Becky offers her sister's dogs Havoc and Chaos some rawhide ears - if they'll jump the fence. Sis JL shows up with Wolfy and Robin - the cousins overpower all three, and Marci uses her new found hypnotist skills to entrance them. GSS agent Talon takes two DP access cards and sneaks into the mansion, while Kezia labels Wolfy and Robin - as Havoc and Chaos. Hypnotised into thinking that's who they are, the two bound off on hands and knees. Becky brings back JL - wearing a frilly pink dress, hair teased and piled high, lipstick and eyeshadow to match the dress - a life-size Barbie. Once the zip is stitched up, JL is hypnotised into believing she loves the dress, and that nobody had better try to take it from her. Back at Cerk, the Cousins check out the min-camera Talon installed in the DP kitchen, to enjoy the show, just as they realised Cousin Shelley is missing. Cousin on the Loose: (follow on to Cousins Just Wanna Have Fun): While the other Cousins are busy with the DPs, Cousin Shelley watched Marci hypnotise them. And the most easily hypnotised person in the world herself falls victim... to the instruction to follow. So she follows Talon into the DP mansion, only to loose him. Looking for someone to follow, she finds the kitchen, and hides in a closet while she decided who to follow. Cleaning materials! Janitor heaven! The DPs find her, and she passes out. Events, Mysterious and Otherwise: Bonnie organises a Calendar of Events, using her beloved Post-it Notes, and receives a message from former boyfriend Alan the scientist. One of his experiments - involving rocks - has just started to produce results - is there a War on? Rocks - hmmm.... interesting - so Bonnie agrees to find him some human volunteers. Crossing off 'Calendar of Events' from her to-do list and then adds "Contact Libby, Johnsie, or similar". Cousins: It Wasn't My Turn to Watch Her (follow on from Cousin on the Loose: the Cousins are still watching the camera feed from the DP kitchen when they spot Shelley onscreen. They report to Cerberus that a hypnotised Cousin is trapped in the DP mansion.