A grumpy Christy drags Beverley, Dee, and the newbies to the landfill to search the Shrine rubble per Nunkies' orders. They look around, Christy gets ungrumpy, and they start reminiscing about the last War to the delight of the newbies. Christy puts her hand down on the side of the broken column she's sitting on and comes back with an icky, gooey honeystick. This leads the group to think that the UF might possibly be behind the last attack of War 11 before the Shrine was destroyed. Christy meets up with her good friend, Rob, and they finally make up after all the trouble she's put him through. The Addicts move into Trailers which they are co-occupying with the vampire construction crew while the Shrine is being rebuilt. Christy has a close call with the lusty Kriel, while Patt gets stuck with Sapo. The other Addicts and Ala-Adicts whine abit, but it's better than being out in the cold. Next morning, Patt wakes up and bonds some with Jackson. They believe Kriel had vamped Christy and they run to the rescue, only to find all is well. Patt orders Kriel to get Christy up and going, and gets a shoe tossed at her for her efforts. Mungo Gunn, Scot Knight with a quest, steals a Vaq motorcycle. Erik's war summary: 11-9-04 Post(s): Behold, the Power of Cheese, 1/2 & 2/2 Erik's story is told by Paul, who recounts how Erik visited Jackson Hugh in the realm of Faerie, got drunk on Fan Fic Fairy Juice and wandered off into the woods. In the woods, he and his dog Usagi wandered into a portal to a fandom realm based on characters appearing in a series of cookbooks. He is left alone in that realm for a year, during which time he becomes delusional and sees himself as Sourdough, the ruler of the realm. Around the time of the War declaration, Jackson and Paul go to retrieve Erik from the alien realm. Erik does not recognize them, but instead integrates them into his delusion. Invisible due to the powers of the realm, Erik winds up being tricked by Paul and Jackson into revealing his location. They tackle him and transport him back to the Shrine. While Paul is narrating the tale, Erik slips out of the Jeweled Peach and heads into the woods, followed by Paul, Shelly, and a pair of Evil Pink gloves.