UF: By the Pricking of My Thumbs Something UFfish This Way Comes
November 8, 2004

11/8/04 5:43pm, Nancy, Tamara, Zeph, and Carrie Ann the dachshund, 
arrived at the Hive, UF HQ, in Nancys black and yellow Mini Cooper,
wondering where everyone was.  After a phone call to Julia, 
Zeph discovers there's been a major communications failure.  
Julia is handcuffed to her front porch, Les is missing in action, 
and there are UFfers stranded all over. In desperation Don Constantine 
is contacted and agrees to dispatch his fleet of Limos to transport 
the stranded UFfers to the Hive.

Limo 1 - picked up Cousin Lucilla, Lorin, Desiree, Cindy, and Jarvinia at
Pearson Airport, Toronto

Limo 2 - went through New England picking up Kathy, Mary, Allison, and
another Mini Cooper.

Limo 3 - picked up Danii, Portia, Amanda, and Percival the kitten.

Limo 4 - pulled up to Julia's home. The driver looked around the
neighborhood in disbelief. New Yorkers! A sick woman, handcuffed to the
porch, and no one noticed.  He promptly removed the handcuffs, deposited
Julia in the limo, re-handcuffing her, per his orders.

Limo 5 - Susan, her two Chihuahuas, Cujo and Spudley, and her pet cat
Angelique and April were relaxing in their train cabin. Suddenly, the
train comes to a complete stop.  They are escorted off the train and into
a waiting Limo, which delivers them to the Hive

By Midnight everyone had arrived at the Hive except for Les, who was still
MIA.