Monday the 8th - Dark Perks Report

Coffee in Bulk - in the DP's intro Mary, Sherri and Louise headed to
Egypt hot on the trail of a legendary coffee.  They eventually found
the coffee in the tomb of Qa'ra and returned to TO with it.  Anne,
Megan, Caro and Wolfy shopped at Bob's Bargain Barn for war supplies
and Anne acted very suspicious throughout.  And JL, Robin, Eric and
Gubs roadtripped through the US to Toronto brining with them a lot of
computer equipment.

To Kill a MockingPerk - Mary, Eric and Megan brewed up the new coffee
while talking about the war premise.  It was decided that if the
disease that bites like a wolf wasn't rabies it was probably
vampirism.  Then they drank the coffee and it was really, really good.

The Birth of Max Wellhouse - JL was working on a new computer/security
system for the DP Mansion when the new coffee was accidently spilled
on it.  Nothing seemed wrong at first, but then she received an email
from Max Wellhouse, the computer's host.  This should have been
impossible and it was decided that the computer was probably
possessed.  So JL, Robin and Eric decided to come up with a plan to
exorcise the top of the line sentient security system.