Sixteen Card Patterettes

Now I want someone to select a card. Is there some gentleman in the house with a lot of nerve? I wonder if I can get an INSURANCE AGENT.

Did you shuffle them, good sir? All right. Thanks now - a sample.
 
(When you drop cards.) I'm not doing so well, now, but I'm PICKING UP.

These cards are all different. They make them that way so you can tell them apart.

I did this trick at the Insane Asylum the other day. Everyone was crazy about me.

You look easy - will you take one.

Take one more, and then we'll sell the medicine.

When someone tries to fool you by naming the wrong card.) What do you play, OLD MAID?

(If they take a two spot.) The deuce you say?

Let's have a regular raffle. What'll YOU draw, sir?

I'll now make the card come to the top. Kindly notice my hand does not leave my wrist.

I will now do the same shuffle shuffle, showing the muscles of my back.

These are Bicycle cards - Now I'll take you for a ride.

These cards are BEE, that's why you get stung.

Take this Queen. To me there's something loyable about a Queen. There's not a lot of expression in her face but she's so kind. Watch what she'll do for me.

(Stag.) I'll put the Queen under the King. It's a dirty trick, but they DO do it.