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When you do your act after a lodge meeting, start off with some little wise crack such as:

Well gentlemen if there is no more unfinished business -
   
Well, gentlemen, it's kind of late, but my first trick will prove to you that famous saying, "It's never too late to mend," so I'll show you a mending trick. (Dollar bill in egg or card in egg.)

Well, folks, if you've stopped fighting I'll try and -

(Look around after being introduced.) So THIS is the Lodge room. I asked a fellow down stairs if that was the Lodge room. He said, "Yes, it's a Lodge room, but the one upstairs is much Lodger. (Larger.)

Gentlemen, every day you read about swindlers in your neighborhood. I'm one of them. The only difference is THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT ME YET. Here's my first swindle. See if you can catch me.

My part of the program, Gentlemen, is to fool you with some tricks. I'm going to start with the ..... trick. I hope I fool you. I was ashamed last night. I did this trick for a lot of Scotchmen and they saw how it was done. Of course - THEY WERE TOO CLOSE.