Patter for Handkerchiefs

This handkerchief came from abroad. (A broad.) It's old though. You can tell by the wrinkles.

See what's on the edge. (Cough.) A--HEM!

You have to use silk handkerchiefs. The manager told me that every thing in here tonight would be silk except chairs. They'd be SAT-IN.

This only cost me 10 cents. I was going to buy one today for 50 cents but I thought that was too much to BLOW IN.

Someone told me this was a pretty border, but I guess it was only a rumor.

Don't squeeze it too hard brother - you'll bend It.

It's a silk handkerchief. It comes from a silk worm. I used to carry the worm around to prove it, but he died last Thursday from homesickness over in (name rube town.)