Patter for when the Magician Uses Magic Seed

Did you ever hear of magic seed? I have some here. It is invisible but wonderful stuff. We use it for everything. No matter what ails you or what you wish to do, this will do the trick. (Apparently show some.) Pour some on your vegetables and they'll come up so quick they'll get growing pains. One fellow who lives next door to me put some on his asparagus bed and they came up so fast they hit him in the nose. It'll vanish anything but a mother-in-law. NOTHING can vanish them. It'll even VANISH. (Varnish.) the floors, but shellac is better. If you use that, you're SHELLAC. (Slack.) Now I'm going to show you how it works. Just pour a little on the. (And go into this part of your trick.)