Drivers License: it was freaking 8:00 in the morning, give me a break
Providian credit card: I hope you aren't expecting to see the number
Paypal debit card: Escential for any Ebay auctioneer
5/3 Bank Card: All banks are evil, this is the lesser of the evils...
High School Diploma: Yes, you too can have a wallet sized high school diploma
Birth Card Certification: You know, in case someone claims I was never born.
KCC Library Card: I only got this so I could bet a Pearl of Great price, maybe I should take it back.....nah.
First Aid Certificate: That's right, you get hurt I'll be there to clear the area for danger and run.
Social Security Card: YAY! I socially secure! Now everyone will like me!
Murray State University Card: I keep this one to prove that I had a good tan at one point in my life.
More later...
